((If you guys ever wanna co-op Portal 2 with me, hit me up.
I DON’T BITE GUYS.
COME TALK TO ME. IC OR OOC DOESN’T MATTER.
Just an FYI, I’d probably be a really shitty co-op partner, though. The last time I played co-op was with my friend Kaylie and she sped ahead of me and started doing everything and I was like ‘HERP A DERP MUST TAKE PICTURES OF EVERYTHING LKSFJKLFJKLSFNF.’ So there’s that to take into consideration.
But if you just wanna ever you know talk.
I’m here.
For you.
also I’mma go poof and play The Sims 1 for a while. BRB. I PROMISE TO COME BACK THIS TIME.))
((Omg. The last post I made I wrote ‘brb’. IT’S BEEN THREE MONTHS.))
anotheraskglados:
anotheraskwheatley:
anotheraskglados:
anotheraskwheatley:
((GLADOS POINTED THAT OUT TO ME.
I DIDN’T DIE, DON’T WORRY GUYS.
ALSO I’M SORRY THAT I SAID BRB AND DIDN’T COME BACK UNTIL THREE MONTHS LATER))
You know, when I mentioned I hadn’t seen you for three months…
I didn’t say that was a bad thing.
Ahaha. Right.
So…it’s uh. Been three months. I’m sure you uh…have probably figured out how to uh…get me back from space, yeah? I mean, don’ wanna rush ya or anythin’ but uh. Now’d be a good time. Ya know. Been three months. Still in space. No hurry.
I’m quite glad there’s no hurry.
Because you are going to be in space for a long, long time.
Oh.
That’s lovely, great.
I’ll just wait here then.
In space.

((Okay, so.))
((If I ever disappear for a long time, like even if I haven’t been on in a week.
Go to my personal, invade my ask, and in caps be all like ‘WHAT ABOUT WHEATLEY YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ON WHEATLEY GET ON WHEATLEY OR YOU WILL GET NO CAKE’. So uh, yeah. If I disappear again just go to my blog and into my ask and pester me about Wheatley.))
((Omg. The last post I made I wrote ‘brb’. IT’S BEEN THREE MONTHS.))
anotheraskglados:
anotheraskwheatley:
((GLADOS POINTED THAT OUT TO ME.
I DIDN’T DIE, DON’T WORRY GUYS.
ALSO I’M SORRY THAT I SAID BRB AND DIDN’T COME BACK UNTIL THREE MONTHS LATER))
You know, when I mentioned I hadn’t seen you for three months…
I didn’t say that was a bad thing.
Ahaha. Right.
So…it’s uh. Been three months. I’m sure you uh…have probably figured out how to uh…get me back from space, yeah? I mean, don’ wanna rush ya or anythin’ but uh. Now’d be a good time. Ya know. Been three months. Still in space. No hurry.
If you're desperate to leave space, clap your hands~! Oh wait. :3
If you were not in space, and free to move about as you liked, is there any sort of animal you think you might enjoy keeping as a pet?
Not birds. I hate those bloody things.
Kanga-roos. Is’sat what they’re called? Fascinating creatures, those things are. Great big pouch n’ everything. That and they could carry me around in those things.
Wheatley, I just want you to know that I forgive you for everything. I honestly, sincerely forgive you, and I hope that someone with a spaceship eventually comes and takes you home because you are the absolute most friggin' adorable core Aperture has ever produced. That... that is really all I wanted to say.. p.s. Say hi to Kevin for me?

Anonymous
You…forgive me?

Can do, love.
((WHEN LOL OOPS SHIPPING CHELL/WHEATLEY. I’VE NEVER SHIPPED IT. UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG, ANON. ALSO FEELS. EXCUSE THE BAD WHEATLEYNESS.))